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A national park ranger at the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, DC ordered a group of patriotic-essay contest winners to stop singing the National Anthem because they did not have a permit for a demonstration.

A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I pulled into a gas bar, directions for to get
A guy came out to greet me just like they do on the TV set
I was hoping he'd salute me, just like they're supposed to do
But he took one look at my shaggy hair and my beat-up running shoes
And he said,

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"Goddamn hippies ain't served here, been that way for Goddamn years.
Sure as hell ain't Goddamn startin' now.
Why don't you buy some Goddamn soap, stop smokin all that Goddamn dope,
And watch your Goddamn language in our town."

Well I sure could see this fella didn't think too much of me
And I wondered what would happen in I tried some flattery
So I told him he had gorgeous eyes and that his hair was cute
And that his plastic bow-tie sure went lovely with his suit
And he said,

CHORUS:

So I tried to tell him Jesus has hair as long as mine
And so did all the others in the Bible, he would find.
Well he yelled out, "That's sacrilege! That blasphemy! That's Goddamn heresy!
As far as I know the Goddamn Lord has a brush-cut just like me
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.